"Arrr! Trump be stubborn as a barnacle after Gaetz’s shipwreck; he be diggin’ his heels in like a true seadog!"
2024-12-02
Ahoy, mateys! President-elect Trump be settin’ sail fer treacherous waters, usin’ Kash Patel as F.B.I. captain! He be fearin’ not the scallywags of D.C., fillin’ his crew with ideological buccaneers, conspiracy swabs, and even kinfolk! Aye, the seas be wild, and so be his crew!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the tempestuous seas of politics! Our grand captain, President-elect Donald J. Trump, be set to hoist the colors of his crew, and what a motley bunch it be! He be choosin' none other than Kash Patel to take the helm of the F.B.I., a title that be soundin' like a treasure map, but instead leads to a land o' intrigue and conspiracy!