Arrr! Republicans be laughin' like scallywags at Biden's claim, "No one be above the law," after givin' Hunter a free pass!
2024-12-02
Aye, me hearties! The Republicans be hollerin’ like scallywags ‘bout Captain Biden’s yarn that "no soul be above the law," while he be givin’ his wayward son Hunter a free pass! A right merry jig of hypocrisy, I say! Avast, 'tis a jolly ol' sea of shenanigans!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round, fer a tale of the high seas o' politics, where the winds be blowin’ in strange directions! Our captain, President Joe Biden, be grantin’ a pardon to his wayward son, Hunter, and the crew of Republican lawmakers be risin’ up like a tempest in a teapot. They be pointin’ fingers at a proclamation from the captain hisself, sayin’, “No one be above the law,” with a hearty chuckle followin’: “Unless yer last name be Biden!”Senator Ted Cruz be takin’ the helm o’ humor, declarin’ that this aged like fine milk—perhaps left out in the sun too long! The air be thick o’ accusations, with Rep. Scalise callin’ it disgraceful, likin’ the whole shebang to a long cover-up scheme, as if it be a treasure chest buried deep in the sands!
Yet, Biden stood firm, swearin’ he’d ne’er interfere with the Justice Department, even while watchin’ his son face the gallows o’ selective prosecution—what a jolly roger that be! And as the waves crash, Trump be raisin’ his voice, askin’ if the pardon includes the brave souls from January 6, like a pirate demandin’ his rum! Arrr, this be one wild voyage, me hearties, where the winds be ever changin’!