Arrr, matey! Drinkin' has claimed twice the lasses lately—seems they ain't just swabbin' the decks, but the rum too!
2024-12-02
Arrr, matey! From the year o' our Lord 1999 to the year 2020, the grim tally o' booze-related demise has nearly doubled, say the learned folk o' Florida Atlantic University! A few landlubbers in research be chattin' 'bout the dangers o' the bottle. Drink up, but beware!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale o' woe 'bout the dangers o' grog and spirits! A recent study from the ol' Florida Atlantic University be shoutin' from the crow's nest that no amount o' booze be good fer the human hull! From 1999 to 2020, the number o' landlubbers takin' their last drink nearly doubled, climbin' from 10.7 per 100,000 to a staggering 21.6!The young scallywags aged 25 to 34 be takin' the brunt o' this cursed brew, with deaths risin' fourfold! It ain’t just heart attacks and strokes causin' the shipwreck, but also cancers and liver troubles, aye! Women, too, are sufferin' more than ever, with their death tolls risin' faster than a cannonball at sea!
Doctors be warnin' that drinkin' more than one tankard a day for lasses and two fer lads can lead to a watery grave quicker than ye can say “shiver me timbers!” They be callin' fer better care and support fer those who be trapped in the clutches o' the bottle, and to normalize the life of the sober sailor!
So, heed this warning, ye merry crew, and think twice before ye set sail on the treacherous seas o' drinkin'! Keep yer health shipshape, or ye might find yerselves at Davy Jones’ locker!