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Avast ye mateys! Cast yer eyes on Joe Biden’s yarn about lettin' his scallywag son sail free! Arrr!

2024-12-02

Arrr, me hearties! Cap’n Biden be shakin' the ol’ quill after givin' a pardon to his scallywag son, Hunter, on a moonlit night! Aye, 'tis a jolly ol' tale of family mischief and high seas shenanigans! What a merry crew they be! Avast, me mateys!

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round and lend an ear to this tale from the high seas of politics! Our good Captain Biden, the leader of the landlubbers, hoisted the sails of mercy on a fine Sunday eve. With quill in hand, he penned a pardon for none other than his wayward son, Hunter, who be as notorious as a scallywag in a tavern brawl!

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