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"Arrr! Judge Scuppered be sayin' Hunter's plea was sunk, not by political winds, but by fate’s own tempest!"

2024-12-02

Arrr, matey! Last year, Mr. Biden's grand deal be like a ship in a storm—sank at the last minute! Blame it on the judge, who be raisin’ a ruckus like a scallywag with a bee in his bonnet! Aye, the seas o’ justice be treacherous, indeed!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to this tale of a scallywag named Mr. Biden, who sought a plea deal like a landlubber seekin' treasure, only to have it sink faster than a ship with a hole in its hull!

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