Arrr! Hunter Biden be walkin’ the plank o’ prison fer fiddlin’ with taxes and brandishin’ iron!
2024-12-02
Arrr, the president's lad be guilty of nine foul tax deeds and be sentenced for thrice tellin' tall tales on a shootin' iron form! Aye, even scallywags must face the judge! What a fine mess, matey!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale o’ misadventures that be makin' Davy Jones himself chuckle! It be about the President’s spry lad, a scallywag who found himself caught in a storm o’ trouble. This young buck, bless his heart, pleaded guilty to no less than nine charges o' tax evasion! Aye, it seems he thought the treasure he be hoardin' didn’t need to be shared with the King’s coffers.But that be not all, me hearties! He also found himself swimmin' with the fishes fer three counts o' felony, as he spun a yarn on a federal firearms application. Aye, it be a fine mess, indeed! Instead of settin' sail on grand adventures, he be dockin' in the brig, lookin' at the four walls o' the jailhouse. Methinks he should’ve taken a page from the pirate’s code: honesty be the best policy, especially when yer playin' with firearms and the taxman be watchin' like a hawk!