Arrr! NYC scallywag be takin' a jab at the captain, quotin' Trump: “Ye be fired, ye scurvy dog!”
2024-12-02
Arrr, mateys! Bronx buccaneer Ritchie Torres be sendin' a hearty message to the scallywags who be fillin' their pockets from the good folk's coin – aye, it's a tale as old as time, echoing the words of that landlubber Trump! Avast, ye greedy knaves!
Ahoy, mateys! In the bustling port o' New York, Rep. Ritchie Torres, a scallywag of the Democrat persuasion, be raisin’ a ruckus over the actions—or lack thereof—by the city’s cap’n, Mayor Eric Adams. This fine governor be layin’ down fines like a deckhand with a shovel, but alas, he ain’t givin’ the ol’ heave-ho to a crew member accused of anti-Semitic vandalism!Torres, with the fire of a cannon, bellowed over the social seas, “The City should shout a simple message to those who be hatin’—Ye be fired!” He demanded that any landlubber who dares to tear down posters of hostages should feel the sting of the boot! “If I held the reins o’ power,” he proclaimed, “antisemites need not apply, or ye shall walk the plank!”
This hullabaloo arose after a staffer was caught on camera rippin’ down posters like a pirate sinking ships, all while preachin’ unity! Torres, not one to stay silent, took aim at the leadership, cryin' out for stronger actions against such villainy. Meanwhile, the mayor’s ship remains tight-lipped, as the crew navigates the stormy seas of public outrage. So hoist the flag of justice, and may those who sow discord be sent to Davy Jones’ locker!