Arrr! Trump’s land lubber Homan be settin’ sail to parley with Mayor Adams ‘bout those pesky migrants. Let’s hoist the sails!
2024-12-02
Arrr, matey! Tom Homan be chattin’ on the morrow, plannin’ to parley with Mayor Eric Adams in the grand ol’ New York seas! He be willin’ to join forces with any scallywag who be willin’ to hoist the sails o’ cooperation! Avast, what a jolly crew they’ll make!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of New York City, where the waves o' migrants be crashin' upon the shores like a stormy sea! Tom Homan, the new Border Czar, be makin' his way to parley with the city's own Mayor Eric Adams, as the Big Apple be strugglin' under the weight of its bloomin' migrant crew, leavin' resources as scarce as a ship's biscuit after a long voyage."I'll be meetin' with any scallywag who wishes to keep our ports safe," Homan declared, lookin' to tighten the ship’s sails on public safety threats. He be hopin' the good mayor will lend a hand to keep the waters calm for both his officers and the good townsfolk.
But lo! Some states, such as California, be pushin' back like a stubborn barnacle on the hull! Sen. Alex Padilla shouted, “Nay! We shall not be doin' the federal government’s dirty work!” The pirates of Massachusetts and Denver be joinin' the fray, raisin' their flags against Homan's mass deportation plans.
Meanwhile, Mayor Adams warns of the perilous tides of illegal immigration, as the city's hotels be filled to the brim like a treasure chest at the end of a grand adventure! So, hoist the sails and brace yerselves, for the winds of change be blowin' fierce in the land of the Big Apple!