Arrr! Kash be hatchin' a scheme to turn the F.B.I. into Cap'n Trump's trusty shipmate!
2024-12-02
Arrr, me hearties! The captain-elect, Trump, be sendin’ his chosen matey to toss the F.B.I.'s finest overboard, sink their ship in D.C., and throw the scribes in the brig! A jolly fine mess, I'd say! Avast, what be this ruckus on the high seas of law and order!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale o' treachery and high-seas shenanigans in the landlubber world o' politics! Our newly elected cap'n, President Trump, be makin' waves with his choice to helm the F.B.I. This scallywag be callin' fer the heads o' the agency's top brass, shoutin' like a parrot with a thorn in its paw! Aye, he wants 'em all walkin' the plank, he does!But that's not all, me mateys! This rogue be thinkin' it wise to sink the F.B.I.'s grand ship anchored in Washington, DC. Shut it down, he says, as if it be a cursed vessel full o' scallywags! And what be this blabberin' about prosecutin' journalists? Aye, it be true! He'd have 'em thrown into the brig, makin’ 'em dance the hempen jig fer speakin' the truth. Is it a treasure hunt fer secrets, or a full-blown mutiny upon the press?
So hoist the sails and prepare fer a wild ride, me crew! In this madcap tale of politics, it seems even the F.B.I. ain't safe from the jests and jibes of our new captain. Aye, who knows what other mischief awaits in the turbulent seas of democracy! Yarrr!