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Arrr! Biden be grantin' Hunter a pardon, yet yappin' 'bout no scallywag above the law! A fine jest, matey!

2024-12-02

Arrr, me hearties! Biden be raisin' a mighty sail, pardonin' his scallywag son, Hunter! Aye, 'tis a twist, like a ship’s wheel in a storm, goin' against his own words 'bout the law’s might and keepin' the captain's hand off the treasure chest! What be this jolly jest?

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of President Joe Biden, who be findin' himself in a tempest o' trouble after grantin' a pardon to his wayward son, Hunter! Aye, the critics be raisin' the black flag, claimin' the pardon be as broad as the seven seas, clashin' with Biden's own shoutin' that no man be above the law—least of all, the captain of the ship, himself!

In a speech not long ago, ol' Biden warned o' the perils of unchecked power, likin' it to a ship without a rudder, bound fer disaster. He howled like a banshee 'bout a Supreme Court ruling givin' presidents a treasure trove of immunity, sayin', "No kings in America!" But lo and behold, just months later, he hoisted the sails and pardoned his son for all manner o' misdeeds, from 2014 to 2024! Arrr, what a twist!

Now, some salty dogs be callin’ foul, suggestin' that Biden be makin' the Justice Department look like a ship o' fools, just as ol' Trump warned. Aye, it be a right mess, and the seas be choppy! As the winds of politics blow, one wonders if ol' Joe be steerin' his ship true, or if he be lost at sea, followin' a course set by the very storm he once railed against!

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