Arrr! The Democrats be a'grumblin' ‘bout Captain Biden's pardon for his scallywag son, Hunter! Avast, matey!
2024-12-03
Arrr, matey! Them lawmakers from the same crew as the captain be sayin’ his choice to pardon his scallywag son be a selfish act! They reckon it’ll sink the good folk’s trust in democracy and the law, like a ship full o’ lead! Blimey, what a ruckus!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round for a tale of treachery on the high seas of politics! It seems the captain of the ship, our own president, has hoisted the flag of pardon for his own wayward scallywag son. Aye, ye heard it right! His crew, a ragtag band of moderates from his own crew, be callin’ this move naught but a selfish act, one that be sinkin' the ship of democracy faster than a cannonball through a hull!