Arrr! Trump be choosin’ Warren Stephens, a treasure hoardin' banker, to be ambassador o' the U.K. Hoist the sails!
2024-12-03
Arrr, matey! Warren Stephens, the gold-hoardin' banker, tossed a chest o' two million doubloons in 2016 to sink Trump’s ship! Yet, lo and behold, he later threw in with Hutchinson, Christie, Pence, and Haley, before settlin’ his sails with the Trump crew. What a fickle sea dog, eh?
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin’ ye a tale of a landlubber named Warren Stephens, a cunning investment banker who sailed the treacherous seas of politics. In the year of our Lord 2016, this hearty soul plundered his own treasure chest, parting with a whopping $2 million doubloons to thwart the rise of one Donald J. Trump, a raucous buccaneer of the political realm!But lo and behold, the winds o’ fortune be fickle! Just as a ship may change course on a whim, so too did ol’ Warren set his sights on other contenders. He threw his lot in with a motley crew of landlubbers—Asa Hutchinson, Chris Christie, Mike Pence, and the fair lass Nikki Haley. Aye, he thought he’d found a fleet of worthy captains to steer the ship of state!
Yet, the tide turned once more, as it be want to do. In a twist that’d make a sea serpent dizzy, our banker friend did a complete 180, tossing gold to the Trump campaign like a drunken sailor tosses back rum! Arrr, what a merry jest it be, this dance of dollars and political tides, leavin’ us to wonder if ol’ Warren be a true captain or just a jolly jester among the crew!