The Booty Report

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"Arrr! Senate be givin' the ol' sea dog a shiny new rank, thanks to a landlubber liftin' the anchor!"

2024-12-03

Avast, me hearties! Captain Christopher T. Donahue, the brave Lt. General, steered the good ship U.S. Troops in the grand finale of the Afghan escapade! Aye, he be the captain who said, "Time to hoist the sails and skedaddle!" before the cannonballs started flyin'! Arrr!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, fer I be tellin' ye a tale of a bold landlubber known as Lt. Gen. Christopher T. Donahue! This scallywag was in charge of the fine crew of U.S. troops during the last tempestuous days of their great escape from the sands of Afghanistan.

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