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"Inside the grand squabble o' the Supreme Court scallywags' ethics—where morals be as tangled as a ship's riggin'!"

2024-12-03

Arrr! In clandestine parley and scribbled scrolls, them justices conjured fresh rules fer their own merry crew—then squabbled like scallywags on whether to hoist the flag o’ enforcement or scuttle it! Avast, what a jolly mess!

Arrr matey! Gather 'round and lend an ear to the tale of the jolly justices, a band o’ legal buccaneers who be sittin’ in darkened quarters, whisperin’ like a pack o’ scallywags! In secret meetings and scribbled missives, they conjured a fresh set o’ rules as if they were divin’ fer buried treasure. Aye, t’was a sight to behold, a crew of learned swabs makin’ up rules as they went like a ship adrift on the high seas!

But lo and behold! When it came time to discuss whether these shiny new regulations should be enforced, the crew found themselves in a mighty squabble! Half o’ the justices be all for hoistin’ the sails and settin’ course, while the other half be as stubborn as a mule on a deserted isle, ponderin’ if such rules be fit fer the likes of ‘em. Aye, it be a ruckus worthy of a tavern brawl, with quills flyin’ and parchment rustlin’ like a stormy sea!

So here we be, in this whimsical tale of law and disorder, where the justices prance about like capering sea dogs, uncertain if their own commands be worth a barrel of rum! Arrr, what a merry mess they’ve made of the rule of law, indeed!

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