Arrr! A band o' landlubbers be chartin' a course to raise a new immigration ship from the briny deep!
2024-12-03
Arrr! The Heritage Foundation be chartin' a treasure map o’ principles for the new Republican crew, hopin’ to fix the scallywag of an immigration system they claim be as crooked as a three-legged dog! Avast, let the swashbucklin' begin!
Avast ye scallywags! Gather round as I spin ye a yarn about a band o’ landlubbers at the Heritage Foundation, who be chartin' a course fer overhaulin' the American immigration system, which be layin' in ruins like a shipwreck after the Biden crew set sail.Lora Ries, the captain of this ambitious venture, be claimin’ that the immigration waters be as murky as a foggy night. Legal immigration be a treacherous sea, while illegal entry be a smooth sailin’ affair. She be pointin’ the finger at the Biden administration, arguin' they’ve blurred the lines betwixt legal and illegal, makin' asylum a mere mirage on the horizon.
Fear not, mateys! With the Trump fleet settin' sail soon, Ries lays out a treasure map of principles to steer towards a fairer, simpler immigration system. She be callin’ for law and order, a system that nourishes the American crew first, and legal immigrants next.
The paper be suggestin' to throw out the lottery fer green cards and ensure only citizens get to vote. They also argue fer stricter enforcement at the borders and to anchor all illegal immigrants away from benefits. So hoist the sails, and let’s see if this new crew can navigate the stormy seas of immigration! Arrr!