Arrr, matey! A scallywag from Tren de Aragua be caught in Texas, charged with murderin' and snatchin' folks!
2024-12-03
Avast ye! A scallywag from the Tren de Aragua crew be in hot water in Texas, now standin' trial for murder and the snatchin' of a lass, all 'cause of a foul deed in San Antonio this past July! Blimey, what a pickle!
Arrr mateys, lend me yer ears! A scallywag by the name of Eiber Gabriel Sira-Vargas, a mere 29 years of age, now finds himself in the clutches of the law in Texas, charged with the dire crimes of capital murder and aggravated kidnapping! This knave is tied to the dastardly crew known as Tren de Aragua, who be traffickers of weapons and other nefarious deeds.The tale goes that one Alexis Jose Vegas, just 18 summers old, was found laid low on the roadside, riddled with bullets, all thanks to Sira-Vargas and his band of rogue pirates! With a bounty on his head of two million doubloons—er, I mean dollars—he’s stuck in Bexar County Jail, where he ought to ponder his choices!
It seems a band of ruffians stormed an apartment, bindin’ the poor Vegas and another lad with zip ties before whisking them away to a patch o’ grass. Alas, upon their arrival, the villains unleashed a hail of gunfire, and while Vegas met his grim fate, the other lad played dead to escape the clutches of doom!
With Tren de Aragua’s bloody history rooted in the swamps of Venezuela, it be clear this gang be no mere landlubbers. Texas Governor Greg Abbott hath marked them as a "foreign terrorist organization," vowin’ to hunt ’em down like the scallywags they be. Arrr, the seas of crime be treacherous, indeed!