Arrr, matey! Washington Post be squawkin’ that Biden's pardon be a treasure for Trump's whiny crew! A scallywag move, indeed!
2024-12-03
Arrr, matey! The scallywags at the Washington Post be lettin' fly, callin' Captain Biden’s pardon of his own lad a right selfish affair! They be claimin’ it be givin' ol' Trumpie the wind in his sails fer jabberin' 'bout a swashbucklin’ DOJ! What a merry mess, I say!
Arrr, matey! Gather 'round as we spin a yarn 'bout President Biden and his ill-fated pardon of his scallywag son, Hunter! The wise folk of the Washington Post be lamentin’ that this here pardon be givin' wind to the sails of Trump, who claims the justice system be as crooked as a ship in a storm!The editorial board, savvy in their words, admitted that Biden had the right to save his son from the gallows of law, but alas, it be a gift to Trump, the captain of chaos! They warned that Biden be deepenin' the mistrust in the justice system, makin’ it easy for old Trump to reshape it for his own nefarious ends.
With a chuckle and a shake of the head, the board questioned how Biden could claim fairness when he once swore not to pardon his rogue son. It seems like he be throwin’ the good folks of the Justice Department under the ship’s hull, ridin’ high while his son’s past crimes be swept under the rug like a hidden treasure!
In the end, they declared that Biden’s blunder be tarnishin’ his legacy, as if he be throwin’ away his compass while sailin’ into the sunset. And the White House, in a feeble defense, claimed the people be more concerned with a father's love than the law! So, hoist the sails and take heed, for this tale of folly be one for the ages! Yarrr!