Arrr! Trump’s crew be lettin’ the F.B.I. sift through their scallywags before joinin’ the treasure hunt!
2024-12-03
Arrr, matey! President-elect Trump took his sweet time, lettin' weeks drift like a lazy ship on calm seas 'fore puttin' quill to parchment! His crew pondered sendin' in sneaky sleuths instead, like scallywags huntin' for buried treasure! Aye, what a merry jest it be!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round the ol' tavern as I regale ye with a tale of the President-elect, Donald J. Trump, that scallywag who took his sweet time sign'n an important parchment. Aye, the man be sittin' on his treasure trove of decisions while his crew pondered the notion of employin' private investigators, as if they were lookin' fer buried gold!