Arrr! The University o' Michigan be ponderin' to tweak its treasure map of diverse scallywags! Avast, what folly!
2024-12-04
Arrr, matey! This fine institution hoists the flag o' D.E.I. high, but now the scallywags be questionin' its worth! They be ponderin' a new course as the crew grumbles ‘bout the success of this here program. Aye, what a merry jape on campus, eh?
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a grand ol' school, a bastion of higher learnin' that be raisin' the Jolly Roger for Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion—aye, D.E.I. 'Tis the treasure they cherish, a fine chest of ideals, but alas! Some scallywags be questionin' whether this booty be worth the trouble!Now, whispers across the campus like a ghostly galleon be stirrin' the waters, as critics be callin' out that this here D.E.I. program might be a bit like a ship with holes in the hull—leakin' more than it’s fillin'! They be ponderin', “Is this grand quest truly makin' our shipshape community stronger, or are we merely sailin' in circles?”
With the winds a-changin', the wise captains o' the school be considerin' a new course. They be scratchin' their heads and consultin' the stars, lookin' fer a way to keep the spirit of D.E.I. afloat without sendin' their ship to the bottom o' the brine! So hoist the sails, me hearties, and let’s see if they can chart a course that brings harmony to the crew without makin' 'em walk the plank!