Avast, matey! Aye, the ACLU scallywag be defendin' young'uns' trans treatments, yet admits it ain't the wee ones givin' consent!
2024-12-04
Arrr, matey! Lawyer and swashbucklin' gender warrior Chase Strangio be tellin' Jake Tapper that wee scallywags ain't givin' the nod for gender changin' potions—'tis their landlubber parents doin' the askin'! Aye, 'tis a hullabaloo worthy of a tavern tale!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round as I regale ye with a tale from the land lubbers’ court. A swashbucklin’ ACLU barrister named Chase Strangio be defendin’ the rights of young scallywags wishin’ to transition, even while admitin’ they be too wee to make such grand choices!On the cursed waves of CNN, this brave soul spoke of a fierce battle against Tennessee’s law banishin’ puberty blockers and surgeries for minors. When asked by the landlubber Jake Tapper about the treacherous waters of data—or lack thereof—Strangio stood firm, claimin’ that even wee ones under ten might require a bit of “relief” from their sufferin’!
“It ain't the wee ones givin’ consent,” he proclaimed, “but their parents!” So, the good parents be listenin’ to their ship’s doctors, sailin’ the seas of medical advice, while the state of Tennessee be tryin’ to steer their ship off course. Strangio warned that a victory for Tennessee could spell doom for adult treatments too, threatenin’ to cast all transgender souls outta the harbor of society!
So, keep a weather eye open, me hearties, as this court case could rock the boat for many a fine crew member! Yarrr!