Arrr, who be this scallywag Peter Navarro, the ol' sea captain Trump plucked for trade counsel, eh?
2024-12-04
Arrr, Mr. Navarro be a pesky barnacle on Wall Street’s hull, always naggin’ like a parrot! He be a true matey to Captain Trump in his maiden voyage, stirrin’ up the seas of politics like a drunken sailor at the helm! Aye, what a scallywag he be!
Arrr, gather 'round, me hearties, fer I be tellin' ye a tale of a scallywag named Mr. Navarro, a right troublesome lad fer the high-falutin’ Wall Street gents! Aye, he be like a barnacle on a ship’s hull, stickin’ around when no one wants him!This buccaneer of business be a loyalist in the crew of Captain Trump, sailin' the tempestuous seas o’ politics during his first term. He be raisin’ a hullabaloo and stirrin’ the pot like a drunken parrot squawkin’ fer attention. Wall Street, those swabs of silver and gold, found themselves wishin’ fer calm seas, but Navarro be blowin’ a fierce wind in their sails!
With a tongue sharper than a cutlass, he’d be takin’ aim at the fat cats of finance, makin’ ‘em dance like marionettes on a string. The chaps in their fine suits be sweatin’ bullets, all the while Navarro be laughin’ like a jolly ghost, plunderin' their peace o’ mind. So here’s to Mr. Navarro, the thorn in their side and a loyal mate to Captain Trump, keepin’ the high seas of Wall Street forever riled! Arrr, what a sight it be!