The Booty Report

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Arrr! Trump be ponderin' DeSantis fer Defense, as his fondness fer Hegseth be sinkin' like a leaky ship!

2024-12-04

Arrr, matey! President-elect Trump be ponderin’ his course, while Pete Hegseth be parleyin’ with the senators to rally the crew! But beware, for whispers of misdeeds be lurkin’ like a ghost ship, threatenin’ to scuttle his fine nomination from the very start! Avast!

Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to the tale of a landlubber known as President-elect Donald J. Trump, the scallywag who's ponderin' his treasure map of options, like a pirate weighin' anchor in stormy seas!

Meanwhile, the hearty Pete Hegseth be parleyin' with senators, tryin' to hoist the sails o' support fer the man o' the hour. But beware! For dark clouds loom over Trump's ship, as whispers of foul deeds from days of yore threaten to send his nomination to Davy Jones' locker—aye, it be a right pickle!

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