"Arrr! In yon Texas border, Trump be spottin' the treasure map, savvy? Aye, what a jolly laugh!"
2024-12-04
Arrr, matey! The new border captain be claimin’ Texas be the treasure map for keepin’ scallywags at bay! The landlubbers there be readyin’ a grand shipyard for sendin’ the rascals packin’! Aye, what a jolly ol’ adventure in deportin’! Avast, let the mischief begin!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round, for I bring ye tidings from the landlubbers of Texas, where the new border czar of the Trump crew be spoutin' words fit for a sea shanty! Aye, he be claimin’ that the Lone Star State be a “model” for keepin’ them scallywags from crossin’ the line. Arrr! What a grand jest, I say!The Texas officials, those swashbucklin' landowners, be offerin’ to turn their fair shores into a stage for mass deportations, as if they be preparin’ for a grand pirate show! Can ye imagine it? A whole fleet of ships, set sail to round up the miscreants and send 'em packin'! 'Tis a sight to behold, I reckon!
But hark! In the midst of this comical chaos, one must ponder what be the true cost of such a spectacle. Will the good folk of Texas be singin’ a ballad of freedom, or will they find themselves in a bit of a pickle? Aye, the seas be unpredictable, much like politics these days. So, let us raise a tankard to Texas, the land of cowboys and borders, where the new administration plans to make waves, and perhaps, a few laughs along the way!