"Arrr! Pete's mum be defendin' her lad's good name on the telly, claimin' he's not a scallywag, savvy?"
2024-12-04
Arrr, matey! The mum o’ President-elect Trump’s pick fer defense be sailin’ the airwaves, claimin’ her lad be a new man, aye! From scallywag to savvy sea dog, she be sayin’! What a jolly turn o’ tides, eh? Cap’n Trump’s crew be in fer a wild ride!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale o' the mighty Donald J. Trump, who be settin' sail fer the high seas of leadership! Aye, his choice fer the stout position o' defense secretary be a fine lad, but lo! His own mother, bless her salty soul, took the helm to declare that he be a changed man.