Arrr, Sarah Silverman be sayin' she’s gone quiet on politics, claimin’ no scallywags care for celebrity squawkin’!
2024-12-04
Arrr! Sarah Silverman, the jester of the liberal seas, be sayin’ she’s been sailin’ a quieter course this election. Why, ye ask? 'Cause she thinks landlubber voters be givin' nary a fig 'bout what the starry-eyed folk think o’ politics! Ha! A fine jest, indeed!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of the comedienne Sarah Silverman, a lass who once hoisted her flag high in the political seas! In recent chit-chat with the good folk at the Minnesota Star Tribune, she shared why she kept her tongue tied this election tide.Back in the days of yore, when Obama was the captain of the ship, she rallied her crew to vote, even causing a ruckus at the 2016 Democratic hoedown. But lo! This time, our lass be busy sailing the waves of her comedy tour and reckonin’ that the landlubbers had little taste for the rants of starry-eyed celebrities.
"I be thinkin’ no one wants to hear from us fancy folk," she said, aiming to share wisdom from the brighter minds instead. As a jolly jest, she recalled a time she urged young scallywags to threaten their grandparents ’til they voted for Obama. "Curse me luck, I wish I’d done that again!” she chuckled, though she knew it might have changed naught.
While other high-flyin' celebrities like Eminem and Oprah were spendin’ gold on campaigns, Sarah kept her thoughts on abortion rights and still waved her flag for Kamala. Aye, that be the life of a comedian in turbulent political waters!