The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! Trump be swappin' his ship's navigator 'fore settin' sail! What a scallywag move, matey!

2024-12-04

Arrr, matey! The tides be shiftin’, landlubber! We be eyein’ who be takin’ the helm of them fancy legal roles, givin' the new captain a direct line. Aye, especially that swashbucklin’ position what sailed the rough seas in Trump’s first voyage! Ha-ha!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ear, fer I’ve a tale about a swabbin’ shift in the winds o’ power! Aye, it seems there be a new captain in the legal seas, with a sharp eye on who be hoisting the sails in them key legal posts, savvy?

This here change be all ‘bout makin’ sure that the scallywags sittin’ on important thrones have direct passage to the helm of the ship—namely, the new president! Aye, ‘tis a smart move indeed, like trading a rusty cutlass for a shiny new blade. They be particularly keen on a role that was as vital as a compass in the first Trump term, ye see.

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