Arrr! Trump’s treasure map be lacking a no-foreign-deal X, but still claims to sail the straight and narrow!
2024-12-05
Arrr, mateys! The Trump treasure crew be fixin' to hoist the sails on some new rules for their riches, but don’t be expectin’ as many chains as they had eight years past. Aye, they be sailin' a bit freer this time, savvy?
Ahoy there, mateys! Gather 'round to hear a jolly tale from the high seas of business, where the President-elect, that scallywag Donald J. Trump, be readyin' to hoist his flag 'gainst the winds of change!Word from the deck be that the Trump family fleet be considerin' some restrictions on the grand treasure hunts called transactions. But, fear not, ye landlubbers! This be not the same ol' ship that sailed eight years past. Nay, they be plannin' to keep their sails billowed and their cannons loaded, takin' on fewer limitations than a parrot with a mouthful of pirate secrets!
Yarr, it seems this crew ain't too keen on bein' shackled by the rules of the mainland. Nay, they be lookin' to chart a course where the winds blow favorable, makin' sure their coffers overflow without too many pesky buccaneers tellin' 'em what they can or cannot do.
So, raise yer tankards and toast to the Trump crew as they prepare to navigate the treacherous waters of politics and profit! Aye, it be a merry time to be a pirate in the realm of business, and all eyes be watchin' to see how this ship sails forth!