"Ahoy! Pam Bondi be sailin' from the old GOP seas to hoist the Trump flag, matey! A raucous adventure!"
2024-12-05
Arrr, the captain of the ship be settin’ his sights on a new first mate for the law! This lass, with a wink and a nod, be as loyal as a parrot on yer shoulder, charm’n all the way to the treasure! Avast, what a fine pick, matey!
Avast ye landlubbers! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, fer I be tellin’ ye a tale of high seas politics! The president-elect, a scallywag of grand ambition, has set his sights on a fair lass to be his attorney general. Aye, this lass be known far and wide not just for her charm, but fer her fierce loyalty to the captain of this ship o' state!