The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr! Trump be settin' sail with Frank Bisignano at the helm o' the Social Security treasure chest!"

2024-12-04

Arrr, matey! Frank Bisignano be a seasoned sailor o' Wall Street, shillin' gold for the Republican crew with all the fervor of a parched sailor spyin' rum! Aye, his treasure chest be filled with political doubloons—he's plundered the sea of finance for many a year!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a scallywag named Frank Bisignano, a true landlubber of the Wall Street high seas! This swashbuckler be known for sailin' the stormy waters of major banks, where gold doubloons be plenty and the stakes be high as a crow's nest! Aye, he be a captain of commerce, chartin' courses through the treacherous tides of finance!

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