Arrr, Trump's bluster 'bout the doubloons might send other lands seekin' treasure maps to new gold, savvy?
2024-12-05
Arrr! The captain-elect, Donald J. Trump, be threatenin’ to unleash the tariff kraken on those scallywags tryin’ to swap the dollar for doubloons or sink its global treasure chest! Yarr, let ‘em beware, for the winds of trade be blowin’ fierce!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a raucous captain named President-elect Donald J. Trump, who be makin' waves on the high seas of trade! He be brandishin' threats like a cutlass, sayin' he’ll hoist tariffs upon any scallywags tryin’ to swap out the mighty dollar or sink its status as the grand treasure of global dealings!