Arrr, if that dandy Gavin Newsom be the captain, Democrats be sinkin’ in 2028, says a scallywag of the crew!
2024-12-05
Arrr, a scallywag from the Democratic crew be spillin' the beans on "Jesse Watters Primetime," sayin' if that landlubber Gavin Newsom be their captain in 2028, they be worthy of walkin' the plank once more! A jolly jest, I say!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a tale of a former Democrat, a lass by the name of Evan Barker, who be predictin' doom for her party! If that pretty boy, Gavin Newsom, sails into the presidential nomination in 2028, she claims it be a sure way for the Democrats to walk the plank once more!During her time on the high seas of "Jesse Watters Primetime," she declared her allegiance to the grand Captain Trump, and scorned Newsom's chances, sayin', "A dandy from Marin County won’t charm the rugged swing voters!" She be jestin’ about how his fine dining at the French Laundry during the plague would haunt him like a ghostly specter with the working class.
Now, Newsom, he be a busy captain too, steppin' up for President Biden and sailin' to far-off lands like New Hampshire and South Carolina, where he be tryin’ to gather crew for his own voyage to the White House!
As the winds blow towards the 2028 election, if Newsom takes to the seas of candidacy, there be whispers of Vice President Kamala Harris ready to commandeer the ship o' California! So hoist the sails and keep a weather eye, for the political storm be brewin' on the horizon!