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2024-12-05
Avast, matey! Ye be gettin’ the Fox News Politics scroll, packed with the freshest tidings o' the Trump voyage, juicy interviews, and a treasure trove o’ Fox News jests! Set sail for the latest gossip on the high seas of politics, or be left in Davy Jones' locker! Arrr!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer the latest scallywag gossip from the Fox News Politics seas! It be a tumultuous tide we sail upon, with whispers of the ol’ Trump transition fillin’ the air like the scent of sea salt. The landlubbers from Nevada be clamorin’ fer their 'working-class' brethren to take center stage in the 2028 primary, aye!Meanwhile, ol’ Biden’s crew be ponderin’ the idea of grantin’ preemptive pardons to some notorious scallywags like Fauci and Schiff—talk about a treasure chest o’ controversy! The Republicans be hootin’ and hollerin’ over Biden’s migrant parole program, callin’ it “rife with fraud,” as if it were a cursed treasure map.
And what’s this? The eccentric Elon Musk, that billionaire buccaneer, says not to trust the government—a bold claim indeed! Only a mere 22% o’ landlubbers reckon they trust the government to do right by ‘em—what a mutiny!
As we chart these choppy political waters, remember: may the winds blow fair and the cannonballs be ever in yer favor! Stay tuned to Fox News for more tales from the political high seas, ye savvy? Arrr!