Arrr, Billy Long be swearin’ gold coins from taxes! Now Trump be wantin’ him to steer the I.R.S. ship!
2024-12-06
Arrr, since he sailed away from Congress in the year of our Lord 2023, Billy Long be hawkin' a treacherous tax credit from the plague days, what the I.R.S. be sayin' be attractin' more scallywags than a treasure map! Aye, a recipe for high seas hijinks, that be!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of Billy Long, a landlubber who once sailed the high seas of Congress in the year o' 2023. After he set his compass away from them political shores, he took up the curious trade of hawkin' a pandemic-era treasure known as a tax credit. But beware! This shiny trinket be no ordinary gold, fer the I.R.S. be warnin' that it be attractin' scallywags and knaves like a siren's call to unsuspectin' sailors.