The Booty Report

Arrr! Scott Walker be callin' the scuttlin' of that grand ol' law a 'bold jolly'! What a swashbucklin' jest!

2024-12-06

Arrr, me hearties! Former Governor Scott Walker, now sailin’ with the Young America's Foundation crew, be wailin’ after a Dane County judge sunk his beloved Act 10 ship! Aye, that law be goin' down faster than a barrel o' rum at the Kraken's feast!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a former governor o' Wisconsin, Scott Walker, who be raising a ruckus after a scallywag judge in Madison decided to smite parts of a law from 2011 that tried to shackle public employee unions. Judge Jacob Frost, that landlubber, declared Act 10 unconstitutional, claimin’ it favored certain workers over others—naught what Walker had in mind when he set sail with the law to patch up the state’s budget woes!

The good governor, now captaining a ship called Young America's Foundation, be rantin' that the court's decision be a treacherous move, puttin' power back in the hands of those union chiefs. He dubbed collective bargainin' an "expensive entitlement" rather than a right! Aye, the winds of controversy blew fierce back in 2011, with protests stormin' the Capitol and Democrats skedaddlin’ to Illinois to dodge a vote!

Walker, swabbin' the decks with promises of fiscal responsibility, declared that his law forced public workers to share the burden instead o’ makin’ cuts to jobs or pensions. His matey, Chris Kapenga, joined the fray, suggestin' it be high time to consider impeachin’ those judges. As the tides of politics churn, Walker hopes to rally his crew for future battles on the high seas of governance!

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