Arrr! New York's scallywags be lettin' young buccaneers form a Bible crew after sayin' “nay” before! Har har!
2024-12-06
Arrr, mateys! A district in New York be givin' the green light to a young scallywag to start a Bible crew, after they first said, "Nay!" So hoist the sails of faith and let the holy shenanigans begin!
Arrr matey! In yon land of New York, a young scallywag by the name of Elijah Nelson sought to form a proper Bible club at his school, Waterville Jr./Sr. High. But lo and behold, the school said, “Nay, ye can't have a club ‘o religion!” This made the lad’s heart sink deeper than a sunken ship! After a band of lawyers from the First Liberty Institute hoisted their flags, the school changed its tune, declaring that the club would officially set sail next week! Yarr!Elijah, after two long years of trying to rally his fellow shipmates for Bible study, was met with naught but a handful of excuses from the school. They offered him informal meetings during lunch, like pirates sneakin’ a snack, or becoming a ghostly outside group after dark! But the wise Superintendent finally came to her senses, admitting they had been as muddled as a drunken sailor.In a grand turnaround, she proclaimed that at the next board meeting, the Bible Study Club would rise like a ship from the depths! The lawyers argued that it be high time to stop shunning the religious crew and embrace the spirit of liberty. So, hoist the sails and let the good times roll, for Elijah’s club shall soon be a-thrivin’!