"Once a bodyguard fer the King, now a scallywag smuggler! Yarr, read his tale of mischief an' the true Miami caper!"
2024-12-06
Arrr, matey! Ted Pryor, the swashbucklin' super middleweight bruiser, drug runnin' scallywag, and bodyguard to the King, Elvis, and the suave Don Johnson, spins a yarn of his wild escapades in a fresh tome! Grab ye grog and prepare for a jolly good read, ye landlubbers!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn ‘bout a scallywag named Ted Pryor, who once danced with the King, Elvis Presley himself! This old sea dog, a former bodyguard to the King of Rock, penned a tome titled "Three-Time World Champ: The Death-Defying True Story of a Kickboxer Turned Drug Smuggler . . . Turned Business Icon." Aye, it be a tale of twisted fates, from tossin’ zealous fans to smuggling fine herbs from the swamps of Florida!Our lad Ted, once a champion in the kickboxing rings, found himself keepin’ watch over Elvis, who was broke and makin’ a last tour before takin’ his final bow. With women rushin’ the stage, Ted had his hands full, takin’ them to the deck with style! But alas, when the King passed, Ted’s life took a wild turn, transportin' 500 pounds of green treasure across the Alligator Alley, thinkin’ he was the next Rockefeller!
Yet, shiver me timbers, a run-in with the law had him singin’ a different tune! After dodgin’ a hefty prison sentence, he turned his swashbucklin’ ways 'round, launchin' a fine business for wee ones. Now, he be runnin’ a grand venture for children, all while sportin’ a past that’d make any pirate blush! Aye, what a tale, indeed!