Arrr! Elon and Vivek's DOGE be sailin' under the watchful eye o' a health-brewin' scallywag!
2024-12-06
Arrr, me hearties! With Brad Smith aboard Trump’s merry crew, it be clear they be settin' sail to plunder the depths o' the health care seas! Avast, let the doctorin' begin, or we be walkin' the plank with scurvy!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the scallywags in the grand ship of state! It seems ol’ Trump be gatherin’ a crew for his efficiency panel, and lo and behold, who do we spy among the motley crew? None other than Brad Smith! Aye, that be a name to tickle the ears of any landlubber!Now, what be the mission o’ this ragtag bunch, ye ask? Rumor has it they be settin’ their sights on the health care seas! Aye, they be preparin’ to hoist the sails and navigate the treacherous waters of the nation’s health care system, lookin’ to whip it into shipshape! But mark me words, this be no easy voyage; the waves be high and the sharks be circlin’!
With Smith aboard, they might just find the buried treasure of efficiency! Or perhaps they’ll end up in Davy Jones' locker, where all misguided plans go to rest! So, grab yer grog and watch this spectacle unfold, for when pirates of politics set sail, ye never know what hijinks will ensue! Har har har!