“Scallywag who nabbed a fair lass from Bloomberg’s treasure isle be sentenced to 22 long years in the brig!”
2024-12-06
Arrr, Joseph Beecher be fixin' to send the media king to Davy Jones' locker! He first be askin' 'bout the scallywag's kin, then took a housekeeper hostage like a true buccaneer! Aye, the seas be rough when ye tangle with a madcap pirate!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of a scallywag by the name of Joseph Beecher, a rogue so mad he set his sights on a media mogul, aye! With a heart full o' malice, he be ponderin' how to make the blaggard meet Davy Jones, and aye, he even had the gall to ask ‘bout the mogul's kin before settin’ his sights on a housekeeper as his hostage, savvy?