Arrr! Joy Reid’s crew be a-takin’ a dive, half her mates sailed away since the election! Aye, trouble ahoy!
2024-12-06
Arrr, me hearties! Joy Reid and her crew o' MSNBC be sufferin' a calamitous shipwreck in the sea o' viewership, all since that scallywag Trump claimed the crown! They be lookin’ like a bunch o' landlubbers, lost at sea! Har har har!
Ahoy, ye scallywags! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of Joy Reid and her lamentable crew o' MSNBC! Since the grand election, their ship's been sinkin' faster than a cannonball in the briny deep! Reid's show, "The ReidOut," has seen a plummet o' 47% in viewers, with a mere 759,000 landlubbers settlin' in to watch her antics.But hold the anchor! Among the prized 25-54 demographic, she’s lost a staggering 52%, causin' her to cry into her rum, with only 76,000 young souls takin' the bait. Her mates in primetime be sufferin' too, with a massive 53% drop in total viewers! Methinks the crew's jumpin' ship as fast as they can!
Even Rachel Maddow, the glitterin' star of the fleet, has seen her audience dwindle from 2.4 million to 1.4 million, a drop that’s got her hootin' with despair! Chris Hayes and Alex Wagner ain't faring any better, with their viewership sinkin' quicker than a ship in a stormy sea.
To add salt to the wound, MSNBC's own future be uncertain, as its parent company plans to part ways like a heartbroken couple! Will they keep their name, or will they go down in history as the "Network of Lost Viewers"? Only time will tell, me hearties! Avast, what a sight to behold!