"Arrr! Harris' crew went off the plank to charm the black and Latino buccaneers o' Philadelphia!"
2024-12-07
Arrr, me hearties! Fearing the campaign be blind to the fine folk of color in Philly and them other battleground ports, the scallywags plotted in secret at a Dunkin’ Donuts, scheming to hoist the sails of voter turnout! Aye, the doughnuts be sweet, but the votes be sweeter!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin' ye a tale o' dire concern on the high seas o' politics! The landlubbers runnin' the campaign were settin' sail, but alas, they was forgettin' the fine folk of color in the bustling ports o' Philadelphia and other battlegrounds. Aye, ye heard me right! These scallywags were lettin' the precious votes slip through their fingers like sand through a pirate’s hook!So, a motley crew of organizers, secretive as a treasure map in the hands o' a parrot, did convene in the hallowed halls o' a Dunkin’ Donuts. There, amidst the aroma o' fried dough and coffee strong enough to wake the dead, they hatched a plot most devious—to rally the good people and ensure their voices be heard loud and clear!
With spirits high and pastries in their bellies, they plotted and strategized, makin' sure no voter be left behind in this grand adventure. “Fear not, mates!” they cried, “We shall hoist the sails and set course for democracy!” Aye, it was a merry band o' misfits, all sworn to the cause of equality, navigatin' the choppy waters o' civic duty with a hearty laugh and a donut in hand!