The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr, beware ye apps! They be havin’ dark tales of scallywags mistreatin’ wee lads and lasses!"

2024-12-07

Arrr, matey! Ye be downloadin' those fancy Apple and Google contraptions, only to let scallywags and knaves conjoin with dastardly sea dogs who’d pay a doubloon to spy on mischief! Aye, 'tis a right jolly mess of pirate folly, that be!

Aye, gather 'round, ye scallywags and landlubbers, for I bring ye news most foul from the digital seas! It seems that them fancy gizmos called smartphones be havin’ a dark side, where parents and nefarious rogues be usin’ apps from the likes of Apple and Google to connect with the vilest of scoundrels — the pedophiles! Aye, ye heard me right!

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