Arrr, matey! Jack Smith be shoppin’ his treasure maps to the DOJ! What mischief be awaitin’ on the horizon?
2024-12-07
Avast ye! Attorney General Merrick Garland be ponderin' whether to hoist Special Counsel Jack Smith's treasure map of secrets about President-elect Trump for all to see, or to toss it to the scallywags comin' aboard with Trump. Aye, what a jolly pickle!
Aye, gather 'round, me hearties! Here be a tale of Special Counsel Jack Smith, who be commanded to deliver a report to the Justice Department, ending a grand two-year expedition into the murky waters surrounding President-elect Trump. This report be a treasure trove of findings, yet it sails straight to the lap of outgoing Attorney General Merrick Garland, who'll decide what to share with the scallywags of the public.Smith, a seasoned sea dog of law, was summoned by Garland in 2022 to investigate Trump's attempts to overturn the 2020 election and his hoarding of secret documents in his Florida lair. Regulations dictate that such special counsels must submit a confidential logbook of their findings, but alas, with Trump donning the crown of president-elect, any talk of prosecution be as useful as a wooden leg in a storm.
Garland's been generous with the ink, releasing other reports from previous investigations, yet whether he’ll toss this one into the public sea remains as foggy as a pirate's morning. The clock's ticking, with Smith set to wrap up his business before Trump takes the helm. Smith be signaling that he won’t pursue charges against Trump, for ’tis against the rules to chase a sitting president. So, as this pirate's tale unfolds, we wait with bated breath to see how the winds of justice blow!