"Arrr! Behold the finest ten jests o' the media on Biden's promise-shatterin' mishap with that scallywag Hunter!"
2024-12-07
Avast ye! Behold the top ten jests from the scallywags of the media regardin' Captain Biden's pardon o' his wayward lad Hunter, just as his ship be settin' sail! Aye, a promise made and a promise broken, like a ship's mast in a stormy squall! Arrr!
Avast, ye scallywags! A storm’s a-brewin’ in the political seas as President Biden, that ol’ salt, be goin’ back on his word, grantin’ a pardon to his son, Hunter, sparkin’ a hullabaloo from both the port and starboard sides! Aye, this pardon be givin’ Hunter a free pass not just from federal tax squabbles and gun follies, but from any mischief he’s done or might do ‘twixt now and 2024!Some mateys in the Democratic crew be defendin’ Biden’s actions, but others be callin’ it a blunder that makes ‘em look like barnacles stuck to a ship’s hull! Even Chuck Todd, the captain of NBC News, foresaw the treacherous waters this pardon might stir, claimin’ it’ll turn every president into a pardoning pirate!
As the news spread faster than a cannonball, even the likes of Jon Stewart laid down some salty truth, sayin’ that Biden’s act of favoritism be not just a scandal, but a shame upon the good name of his presidency! The winds of political folly be blowin’ strong, as all hands on deck now question how this will affect the good ship of democracy. So hoist the colors and prepare for a bumpy journey, for in the world of politics, the waters be murky and full of surprises!