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2024-12-07
Arrr, matey! The Fox News Entertainment Scroll be spillin’ the juiciest tales from the silver screen, with gossip o’ star-studded buccaneers and yarns from the glitzy shores of Los Angeles and beyond. Avast, ye landlubbers, prepare to be entertained or ye be walkin’ the plank!
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round fer the latest gossip o' the high seas o' Hollywood, brought to ye by the Fox News Entertainment ship!Firstly, we be hearin’ 'bout the daring Valerie Bertinelli, aged 64, who be strippin’ down to her skivvies, claimin’ she be a maverick o’ Tinseltown! Aye, the wind be blowin’ through her sails! Meanwhile, Prince Harry be throwin’ cold water on those scandalous whispers o’ a split with the fair Meghan Markle. No divorce here, mates!
Next up, a tale as dark as a stormy night—'Girls Gone Wild' be accused of exploitin’ young wenches, with crew members told not to take no fer an answer. Aye, that be a right scallywag move!
In royal news, King Charles be givin’ Prince Harry the ol’ heave-ho from Christmas, callin’ his demands too much—talk about a family feud fit for the seven seas! And Meghan Trainor? Her smile makeover be a disaster that’d make a mermaid weep!
Finally, our good Captain Sean Penn be defendin’ a Trump biopic, whilst Shailene Woodley’s tears flow like the tide at the mention of her ex, Aaron Rodgers. Crikey! So much drama, ye might think we be on a cursed ship!
Stay tuned, me hearties, fer more tales o’ treachery and triumph from the entertainment world!