"Care for a berth in the Trump crew? Ready thyself for the loyalty gauntlet, matey!"
2024-12-07
Arrr, matey! Behold, those scallywags seek ye for government booty, askin' if ye reckon that rumble on Jan. 6 be a fair fight and who truly sailed the victory flag in the 2020 election! A fine jest for shipmates of the high seas, I say!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of curious happenings in the land o' bureaucracy! It be said that those brave souls seekin' jobs in the grand halls o' government, from the mighty Pentagon to the shadowy corners of the intelligence agencies, be faced with a peculiar line o' questioning. Aye, they be asked what they reckon about the infamous day o' January 6th, when tempers flared like a cannon ready to fire!But that ain't all, mateys! These landlubbers be quiz'd on who they fancy as the true victor of the fabled 2020 election. 'Tis like askin’ a parrot to choose between two treasure maps! Some be swearin’ by the old Jolly Roger that one captain emerged triumphant, while others be raisin’ their mugs in favor o’ another. Why, ye’d think they were tryin' to toss 'em to the sharks with such questions!
So here we be, in a world where the clashing of opinions be as wild as a stormy sea, and the fate o’ the government rests on whether a scallywag believes in the ballots or the ballyhoo! Arrr, what a strange voyage this be, eh? Let us raise a tankard to all ye job seekers, may ye navigate these treacherous waters with wit and swagger!