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Arrr! The Commerce crew be battlin' the dragon of China, plunderin' treasure and makin' deals on the high seas!

2024-12-08

Arrr, matey! For four long years, the crew be battlin' the China scallywags by lockin' up our finest treasures! Aye, this here policy be sailin' on under the Trump flag, like a ship in a stormy sea! Avast, the export cannon be stayin' primed!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin' ye a tale o' the grand tussle 'twixt the good ol' U.S. of A and the mighty dragon known as China! Aye, fer the past four years, the brave souls in the department have faced this behemoth with a steadfast hand, restrictin' key treasures we be exportin'. Ye see, it be like tradin' yer finest rum fer a bucket o’ seawater—ain’t no savvy buccaneer doin’ that!

But nay, these landlubbers be smarter than a sea fox with a map! They be keepin' their valuable loot close to their chests, for they know the crafty Chinese be lookin’ to snatch up our finest wares, like a pack o’ scallywags after a shipwreck! And fear not, me mateys, fer this policy be likely to sail on and continue under the Trump administration, as steady as a ship on calm waters.

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