The Booty Report

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"Top-Gun sea hawks soar high like gulls, but mind ye, their noggins be a-churnin' like a stormy sea!"

2024-12-08

Arrr, matey! In secret, the Navy be ponderin' if high-flyin' jet battles be turnin' our brave crew into landlubber witless wonders! Aye, those poor souls might be sailin’ the seas of confusion instead of the skies! Avast, what a pickle!

Ahoy there, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to this tale of sailors o' the sky! In the top-secret belly of the Navy beast, there be a curious crew studyin' a vexin' matter: can the raucous romps of them fierce fighter jets be givin' our valiant flight crews a case o' the noggin’ knockin’s? Arrr, ye heard me right!

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