Arrr, Trump’s matey Homan be shoutin’ to them sanctuary ports: “Ye best be wantin’ none o’ this scallywag trouble!”
2024-12-08
Arrr, Tom Homan, that swashbucklin’ “border czar” of the soon-to-be Captain Trump, be soundin’ a raucous warning to them sanctuary havens! Ye landlubbers best watch yer backs, lest ye find yerselves caught in a tempest of tougher tides in the immigration seas! Yarrr!
Avast, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spins ye a yarn from the high seas of politics! The newly dubbed border czar, Tom Homan, he be makin’ his intentions clear as the waters of the Caribbean—Sanctuary cities best be gettin’ in line or prepare to walk the plank!Homan, the captain of this immigration ship, be ventin’ his frustrations about cities like San Diego and Colorado tryin’ to keep him and his crew at bay. He be sayin’, “If ye let us into yer jails, we’ll haul away the scallywags who be causin’ trouble, but if ye release ‘em back into the wild, ye be puttin’ all hands at risk!” He’s warnin’ that if they keep refusin’, a whole crew of officers be comin’ to hunt down the miscreants—priority or no!
Meanwhile, the blue city officials be raisin' their sails against Homan’s plans, with Boston’s council decidin’ to stand firm against the mass deportations. But lo and behold, New York’s Mayor Adams seems keen to parley with Homan, hopin’ to keep his city safer. Homan be sayin’ he be shocked by the resistance of others but is determined to rid the seas of danger, with or without the aid of those landlubbers!