"Arrr, matey! Trump be sayin’ Wray plundered his ship, claimin’, ‘He stormed me treasure cove!’ Ha ha!
2024-12-08
Arrr, matey! President-elect Trump be chattin’ on the "Meet the Press" seas, claimin’ he ain't too chuffed with ol’ Wray, the scallywag he hired. Says the cur invaded his ship! Blimey, what be next? A pirate's parley over breakfast?
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of President-elect Donald Trump and his grievances 'gainst the FBI's Captain Wray, who dared to storm his fortress, Mar-a-Lago! Aye, Trump be sayin’ he be as happy as a kraken in a kiddie pool— which be not very happy at all! He be claimin’ Wray invaded his home and now he’s settin’ sail for a lawsuit against the whole kit ‘n caboodle of the United States!In a fine chat with the lass, Kristen Welker, he bemoaned the state o’ the seas, sayin’ crime be at an all-time high and migrants be pourin’ in like rum at a pirate feast. He even be brandishin’ a tale of woe about shrapnel in his ear, wonderin’ if it fell from the heavens! He’s lookin’ to replace Wray with his matey, Kash Patel, for he thinks the FBI’s reputation be sinkin’ like a ship without a captain!
Now, if Wray don’t jump ship on his own, Trump might be the first captain in history to have fired and installed two FBI directors! Aye, the seas be stormy, but ol’ Trump promises to treat all ye scallywags with as much respect as his loyal crew. So hoist the sails and brace for whatever shenanigans come next in this wild voyage of politics!