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Arrr! Biden be ponderin’ how to parley with them rebel scallywags in Syria, whilst whisperin’ sweet nothings!

2024-12-08

Arrr, me hearties! Captain Biden be ponderin’ how to parley with them scallywags who sent old Bashar to Davy Jones’ locker, though the U.S. still brands 'em as doggone rascals! A fine pickle, it be! What a ruckus on the high seas of diplomacy, eh? Yarrr!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of high seas politics an' the mighty Captain Biden, who be facin' a tangled web of choices. Aye, it be said that a ruckus be brewin' over yonder in the lands of Syria, where a rascally crew hath toppled the scallywag President Bashar al-Assad. But hold yer horses! This motley band o' miscreants be branded a terrorist crew by the good ol' U.S. of A!

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